Friday, May 29, 2009

i am a detective, go sherlock homes!

HAHA ON SATURDAY I AM A DETECTIVE WITH MYRA I AM SEXYYYYYYYYYY LIKE SHERLOCK HOMES AND SO IS MYRA AND LYDIA AND ZEPHYRA AND KANDACE AND THE YOUNG WOMAAAAAANNNNNNNN. I WILL BE WEARING A SUIT LIKE ALL DETECTIVES DO .YA MY LEGS FEEK SWEATY SO IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE POSTING - RUTHOUT-I GUESS TATS WAT DETECTIVES SAY HUH .OH RUTH! YOU ARE GROWING, ONE MOMENT YOURE A CUTE LITTLE ALIEN BABY NOW YOU THE QUEEN OF YOUR SPACESHIP
SERIOUSLY-RUTHOUT-

happy birthday nicoleeeeeeeeeeee

happy birthday nicole eh, yay i am gonna bake something and i should start a bakery shop called,"the ruthernator" eh wat do u tinj sexy isnt it!
anyway today at golden rooster i didnt eat anything from them i bought a SUSHI, GO JAPANESE OUT THERE, HERE ME SAY THIS IN CHINESE-"BJHGSJSDFGJHG" eheheh
oh yes me and rina were talking abt chillisauce and tomato sauce and how french fries wherer dipped in them aaaaahhhhhhhhh the chill that runs through you like bananas on a papaya tree.
whoott i am 3 in class this is wat mrs rao wrote in my report book,"ruth is a very bubbly girl she is quite popular amoungst her peers- note- she has a positive influence and she sets higher goals and works to achieve them" ahhhhhhhhh
anyway rachel and i and everyone who came wif us to eat were laughing like there was no tomorow coz rachel was jus saying these random things like no body's business, it was hilarious!
oh and in parent teacher meeting my parents and mrs rao were talking like there was no tomorrow oh and congrats juerui, no1 i see"she was no 1"- she is the 1 in class 4 the exams
nettttttttttyyyyyyyyyy teng today was fabu;ous, like there was no tomorrow


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wanted to say lots more but i FORGOT MY BRAINS ARE WELL THEY WERE BIG TILL THIS WHOLE MONSOON CAME * THERE NEXT THING U NO IT SHRUNK
I MEAN WAT IS WRONG WIT THE WORLD
SOMEBODY SAY STOP OR MY NAME ISNT "MR POPULARITY PANTS"

Sunday, May 24, 2009

good morning singaporeeeee oh i mean good nite

i was reading "a second helping of chicken soup for the soul"- its a sexy book by Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen. (SHOW RESPECT TO THEM BY TYPING THE FIRST LETTER OF THEIR NAMES IN CAPS) CAN YOU BELIEVE IT,THEY ARE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHORS!!! at the first part, they wrote about how to read the book. i quote,"This book could be read all at once in one sitting however, we dont recommend it. We suggest that you slow down, take your time, savour it like a fine vine ( lets replace wine with low fat non alcoholic holy vine) - one sip at a time. each sip will give a warm glow...." you can read the rest in a some place else. chapter one was on LOVE, if you know what i mean ..... uh, i dont know what i mean! anyway there was this story on love, it was about guy1 and his father1. they were going to the circus and they were waiting in a line with a family of 10, to pay for their tickets. then, when it was the family of 1o's turn, the father2 asked the ticket preson how much 8 children and 2 adult tickets cost. when the ticket person answered, father2's mouth dropped- like there was no tomorrow. so father1 purposely dropped a 20 dollar bill on the ground. and when father1 picked it up, he knew what was going on. in the end, the son and father1 did not go to the circus that night, but they did not go without.- if you are thinking what the last sentence meant, i am clueless toooooooooooo.
is the story touching or what!
William Wordsworth quted that the best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.


walllllllaaaa it is a beauty isn't it!
today sis keisha was talking about journal keeping, and i realised that i didnt really have a journal, aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
well, the i thought of my blog, it could be my CYBER jounal.( quick thinking eh)
and when my great great graet graet great great grandiesssssssssssss look up their geneology and try to find their fabulous sex y grannnies diary,"ultralordslovespacerangers" will pop in their tiny little sexy brains and technology will do the rest.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


i am verrrrrrrrrrryyyyy excited for new begginning, i am a detective for crying out loud(its sexy like there si no tomorrow) what could possibly go wrong wrong wrong wrong!!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

its been a long timmmmeee

Finally, it took me yyyyyeeeaaarss to figure out how to post a post, yeah then i realise that i had to sign in, eh ruth. they dont call me "mr popularity pants for no reason" you know. Anyway, on sunday me and my brother ( he is like a mini meeeee!) were creating these crazy songs and singing them like there was no tomorrow- they were just random tribal words. it was a blast- like there was no tomorrow.
yersterday, beverly and i were walking home from school and she kept saying," i love my pannnntttssss, do u love them ruthhyy?"- what is that?!?!
then we started talking about may yin aka malcolm, i said that she love malcolm's eyes as it was so blue and black and green. oh, her lips were so pink and flabby so she can mmmmmyyyyyuuuukkkkk! hahah, ah beverly beverly.
i tell u, the past few days have been like there is no tomorrow coz , me and nicole used to always say 'UR MOM' after a sentence, just for fun. then "voldermort" started doind the same thing, and now its not funny like it used to be.
some body has to tell that girl TO STOP or my name is not"MR POPULARITY PANTS"



I LOVE SCHOOL LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

Friday, May 15, 2009

what the heck!

hmmmmm i accidntly pressed the enter button and posted a blank post. ruth what is wrong wif u or um and i also forgot my former blog and again ruth,wat is wrong with u. you know something, i am gonna i mean going to use proper english in case mrs rao reads my blog. oh today was so fun, kay ying, lovena,bev, may yin and me went together to watch the "super gsfugsjcbsgjgscgdj hot wolverine" as kay ying always says, actually he is hot but anyway the last part of the movie made me sssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd. why,why,why,why does the man have to forget the woman.the movie had so much tension and at the beginning, it took the cinema ppl to take 19 minutes to start the show. those "alamak mati" shampoo ads and the nicole schhgfbfgjgnlm person doing some "oh my hair is so nice" ads(she is from pussycat dolls). but anyway, kay ying ask me to bring home clothes when none of them did, i look as if was going 4 a camp. and nicole noakes did not follow us, why?

oh yes, the day b4, mindy tay literally drag me onto bus 67 and took a taxi from a deserted bus stop. i bet more than10 taxi went by without stopping.then mindy me at her place which is at my tution teschers hsse and i had to nprmally take 2 buses there and at that point of time i did not have enough $,only 82 cents. then i walked out, getting lost i don no how many times and mindy and my moooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm told me to walk pass a pond.( it looked more of like a reservoir) my back was a waterfall pouring out water like there was no tomorrow.

oh me n noakes are gonna create tis you tube show all about us. it will BE HILARIOUS. WE WILL BE POPULAR LIKE MY SON, RUTHHFDSBHGFJBG, MR POPULARITY PANTS IN NOOOOO TIME.

AND I LOVE ULTRALORDS THATS HOW I SUCCEEDED IN LIVE LIKE MY SON MR POPULARITY PANTS.


WHOOOOOOOT NETTY......
THERE ARE ALOT OF MISTAKES OF ALL SORTS IN THIS POST COS I AWS TRYING TO TYPE AS FAST AS EINSTEIN, MY MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM.

i kinda forgot my b4 blog